sometimes i forget that planners are called diaries in the u.k. so whenever i watch a show that’s like “let me add this to my diary” i imagine all these businessmen laying on the floor scribbling “dear diary, today h.r. was totally flirting with me it was so funny”
this is the only thing i care about. after the sun has collapsed and the universe has retracted into a singularity i hope this video continues to exist somewhere in paradox space.
i do not think this guy needs that coffee
this guy definitely does not need that coffee